February 2012
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Talking to my mom on the phone:
funnybro:
When you think you've finally taken a decent...
totally-relatable:
That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and...
yanilavigne:
How Do You Socialize when you hate everyone.
kit-kat-trina:
mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
"So, Simba... take us through a day in the life of...
obsessedwithtlk:
THIS IS PERFECT!
I've just seen a map of the United States.
therandomoutburst:
owlmylove:
thelilnan:
voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
I had no idea Texas bordered New York and California and freedom
this is brand new information
We have no need of freedom boxes
In America, freedom...
cespur:
nickholmes:
Video.
new year's: abc family harry potter marathon family event
valentine's day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
president's weekend: abc family harry potter marathon family event
st. patrick's day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
spring break: abc family harry potter marathon family event
memorial day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
independence day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
labor day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
columbus day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
veterans day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
thanksgiving: abc family harry potter marathon family event
christmas: abc family harry potter marathon family event
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
kathabblanskcas:
when you download an album and it comes with the correct album art and all of the song names capitalized and in the right order
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